rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY


(Source: bisexualjohn)


memorizelife:

escape-the-storm-inside:

heart-seoul-soshi:

The saga continues

These are the greatest things ever


vivisroom:

nicoleforslund:

me when someone tries to explain math

that comment is so accurate it hurts


ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far


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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disney World needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!


jaclcfrost:

lowbloodkiwi:

jaclcfrost:

squeakylittlemeercat:

jaclcfrost:

the princess diaries 2 is a great movie

Is that Kirk

no it’s jack frost

Where? I don’t see him.

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(Source: jaclcfrost)


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mangolicioustastytasty:

mangolicioustastytasty:

Omg so I’m watching frozen for the first time and Hans is so cute can I wrap him up pls

AND SUFFOCATE HIM BC I WAS WRONG MAN I WAS WRONG

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could